Baseball Has
Gone Soft.

Welcome to Deadball Academy. If it worked in 1984, it still works today. We don’t do launch angles. We don’t believe in exit velo. The only analytics we trust are our gut. Do you have what it takes to be a Deadballer? We’ll be the judge of that. You’re either our next prospect or our next lawsuit.

Wear It, Meat!

Welcome to the official gear shop of Deadball Academy: where bad decisions make great shirts. Every tee, snapback, and insult-laced slogan is pulled straight from the dugout of your worst baseball instincts. Made for the has-beens, never-weres, and bench-clearing legends.

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